Villa Churros del Sol – Floating Bamboo Retreat in a Llama Sanctuary!

Welcome to Villa Churros del Sol – a one-of-a-kind floating bamboo villa in the heart of Bolivia’s most mysterious (and only) aquatic llama sanctuary. Wake up to the soothing sounds of snoring llamas and distant pan flute melodies (possibly ghosts, probably Pepe next door). 🏠 The villa is handcrafted from recycled bamboo and marshmallows (for insulation) and offers stunning 360° views of the Amazon’s least reliable tributary – Río Confusión. 🦙 Amenities: One king-sized hammock with built-in mosquito net and mini bar Inflatable hot tub filled with fresh rainwater Frog-stimulated meditation room (note: frogs are real and emotionally unstable) WiFi (available from 2–3 AM when the moon is visible) Complimentary delivery of fried yuca chips and coconut water via parrot 📸 Perfect For: Digital nomads with extremely flexible expectations Adventurers with a taste for the unexplained People who say “I like to travel off the beaten path” and really mean itmportant Notes: No cars on the island – only llamas, hoverboards, or zipline Power is supplied by a miniature hamster wheel farm (all hamsters are named Karl) Emergency exit? Technically yes. Practically, no. ⏰ Check-In & Check-Out: Check-in: When the sun aligns directly behind the mountain that looks like a sleeping goat (approx. 4:13 PM, Bolivian Llama Time) Check-out: Before the first parrot starts screaming (no later than 8:47 AM) Note: Times may vary depending on fog density, frog mood, and whether Don Pepe has recalibrated the village sundial.

This stay allows for a maximum of 4 guests